Wednesday, February 27, 2013

An Ode To Nyquil

Nyquil Is...

Nyquil is when you wake up in the morning and can't remember what day it is.
Nyquil is when you stare at the shower head because you're too tired to remember how to turn it on.
Nyquil is when you lather up your acne cleanser and then put it in your hair.
Nyquil is when you feel so drowsy that coffee can't wake you up.
Nyquil is when you stock two entire cases of soy sauce bottles and then realize you marked them all at the wrong price.
Nyquil is when you start spouting bizarre poetry because it's all you can think about as you try to figure out how to survive another day on Nyquil.

So that's how my life is right now. How are things with you?

XOXO
Gossip Ghoul,

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